Post by Icor on Dec 15, 2005 0:07:06 GMT -4
I think this is the stupidest thing enyone has ever written (I know its the stupidest thing I'VE ever written). Ever. If you want to prove me wrong, see if you can write something more farked up than this, and you'll have gratitude.
Master uv Misteree
1 day I 8 wine
then I puked up a dog
beecuz that dog was rong on the IQ line
and maked 1 log
he sang beeg w0rds
thn poot on mack for mother Jon
only 12 eskaped Master L0rds
2 mucch misteree waz the bon
u took master L0rds and maked vomit fly
bekud toobakoh mackes burnign stomik asid
then cat was why
eet pees & corn for to be lots flasid
Matser L0rds maked plain to zoom
Then book heet child in noze & he bleed his bran
Fortee for mammals div in pool then loewm
Bekuds them hav no insane catll fan
Markus brudders do mainy hi fives
Bisikll do mainy ramps & wiglled wee wee
Leeky fling wide
Tree
Lait smells catll wank
Then poo faal down in 2 buket & tank
Moth ripple mainy hard thank
Master uv Misteree go 2 bank
Tumbll weed rool lik kite layzer
Peetza hav gram craker soop
Matser uv Misteree tie shark with dung faizer
Long loob leek lobd loop
Tinyfrog soh soh gayfar
Lafter screem lader
Misteree sting cow in rump with bar
Newz papper oops for man hoo iz flatar
Big troll lyk barfy dog dog
Flit do fire on tohmaytoh s0ss bog
And maked 1 log
Dip tweeg in wax paist & seel 2 hog
Chikin skwak beeg
Ax be forgd mainy days tims 9n
Dark lump bow wow lyk kieohtee in moon weeg
Sower appll dine fine
Dandruf poor lyke faal uv l33ky
Whayll blokked /w tunage kart
Tower liike toylet seedt, wite, eetig pants freeky
Bay be Jon layk be smart
Thank u 4 reed pohem1
1 day I 8 wine
then I puked up a dog
beecuz that dog was rong on the IQ line
and maked 1 log
he sang beeg w0rds
thn poot on mack for mother Jon
only 12 eskaped Master L0rds
2 mucch misteree waz the bon
u took master L0rds and maked vomit fly
bekud toobakoh mackes burnign stomik asid
then cat was why
eet pees & corn for to be lots flasid
Matser L0rds maked plain to zoom
Then book heet child in noze & he bleed his bran
Fortee for mammals div in pool then loewm
Bekuds them hav no insane catll fan
Markus brudders do mainy hi fives
Bisikll do mainy ramps & wiglled wee wee
Leeky fling wide
Tree
Lait smells catll wank
Then poo faal down in 2 buket & tank
Moth ripple mainy hard thank
Master uv Misteree go 2 bank
Tumbll weed rool lik kite layzer
Peetza hav gram craker soop
Matser uv Misteree tie shark with dung faizer
Long loob leek lobd loop
Tinyfrog soh soh gayfar
Lafter screem lader
Misteree sting cow in rump with bar
Newz papper oops for man hoo iz flatar
Big troll lyk barfy dog dog
Flit do fire on tohmaytoh s0ss bog
And maked 1 log
Dip tweeg in wax paist & seel 2 hog
Chikin skwak beeg
Ax be forgd mainy days tims 9n
Dark lump bow wow lyk kieohtee in moon weeg
Sower appll dine fine
Dandruf poor lyke faal uv l33ky
Whayll blokked /w tunage kart
Tower liike toylet seedt, wite, eetig pants freeky
Bay be Jon layk be smart
Thank u 4 reed pohem1